''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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