Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did you step on my watermelon?

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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