Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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