Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Caolan and Eamon

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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