- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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