- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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