Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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