- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Your face

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Carrot fingers

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*