Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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