- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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