Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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So does Blake

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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