- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

The lion swallowed his pride.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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