- Anti Joke

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Bitch

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.