- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish