Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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