- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Santa isn't real

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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