a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Loner.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Vagina.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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