- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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