- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Jews

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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