- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Your Mom!!!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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