- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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