- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

everybody loves raymond

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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