Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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9/11

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Xzibit

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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