- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Christianity

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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