- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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