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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

A blonde walked into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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