Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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