Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Daym im romantic

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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