ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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