What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Abortion

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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