- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

suck my balls mr.garison

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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