- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

I work at jcpenny

I just drank a cola.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*