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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

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