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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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