- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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