- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Y

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??