Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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<=3 penis

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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