*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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