YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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suck my balls mr.garison

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Abortion

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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