- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Roses are red, Violets are violet

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

No thank you, I don't like violence

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Refrigerator

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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