- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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