BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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