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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Y u do dis?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

The EPA.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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