A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

women's rights

Keanu Reaves

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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