- Anti Joke

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Asians

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Asians

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation