- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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