Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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