Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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how may i help you

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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balls

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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