- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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