Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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